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I dream of some day having relevant things to discuss.

Upon writing my humanities explication essay, I noticed something very important.

The Aeneid is fanfiction.

"The hero Aeneas was already known to Greco-Roman legend and myth, having been a character in the Iliad; Virgil took the disconnected tales of Aeneas' wanderings, his vague association with the foundation of Rome and a personage of no fixed characteristics other than a scrupulous piety and fashioned this into a compelling founding myth or nationalist epic that at once tied Rome to the legends of Troy."

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Pattinson revealed to DeGeneres that a woman in a crowd had asked him how she could get his attention, and he jokingly suggested she could get naked.

And she did.

Forget Edward Cullen. It’s Robert Pattinson whose powers are superhuman.

. . .


That's it. I'm moving to an island. And I'm declaring myself as some yet-unnamed third gender, because this just isn't working out anymore.

I just spent an hour watching all of Chaos Legion's cutscenes again. I seriously forgot how much I adored this game. And Victor. And Sieg. And Siela, with what little we see of her.

And wow, the ending still makes me cry. Damn you, insignificant game! No one even remembers you exist! And no, you will never get a sequel, no matter how much I want one.

... and now I want to app post-game not!crazy Victor somewhere. To redeem my younger, horribly-written days.

edit; WOW I JUST REALIZED AZRAIL WAS CONTROLLING VICTOR BY USING SIELA'S IMAGE. Good god, I was so off the mark on some things. So technically Victor wasn't crazy, Azrail just had him believing merging earth, heaven, and hell was a good idea... I guess since it would break the seal while doing so? Well, Victor's kind of crazy in his obsession to merge his soul with Siela's but you can't blame the boy for being in love. Or something. And then he kills himself to break the seal anyway. I would say he commit suicide because he was messed up with the revelation that he killed her, but he seems pretty deep in his delusion right before he jumps, so...

... why am I seriously thinking so hard about this.

And there was no point in having the final final boss look like Siela. It doesn't really make sense, since Victor's soul was the one that actually broke the seal... unless it was Azrail trying to mess with Sieg's mind, which was still irrelevant because Sieg seems to make no notice or remark over it. I figure that's just the game designers being lazy.

Things have been... things.

I've sketched out what I'm taking for next semester since registration opens on Friday. DNW to get up at 8:00 to register for classes. I hate doing it; the server always crashes 4-8 times or more since all of the sophomore class gets on at THE EXACT SAME MOMENT to register. I'm praying I get into this Piano I class because it's going to be my only "fun" class that entire semester.

IN OTHER NEWS: LEFT 4 DEAD 2 NEXT TUESDAY. VERY EXCITE. PLAN TO SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING IT.

Also in other news, I need to catch up on Vampire Diaries and Glee. Glee's kind of... gotten off somewhere. VD makes me love Damon even more after each episode.

I'm kind of surprised New Moon comes out in less than 10 days. It seemed like only yesterday it started filming. At the moment, I'm previewing the score since... it's not being released until three days after the movie (wat). It is absolutely gorgeous, miles away from Twilight's French porn music. Two for you, Alexandre Desplat. And none for Carter Burwell, bye. Apparently I'm going to see NM on Saturday morning at 10:30 with Amanda. No, I don't know why. I think we're hoping it won't be busy since tweens' parents would refuse to get up to take their kids to a movie. Maybe.

I'm still kind of pissed at her for various stupid reasons, but I guess it's not worth holding a grudge.

You know, I think "Volturi Waltz" is my favorite so far. I can imagine this slow waltz music while Edward gets the shit beat out of him. I approve.

O. I C U PROPOSAL SONG. Oh wow, this is gorgeous. Ffff, my inner movie score fangirl is showing.

SORRY FLIST, I TEND TO JUMP AROUND WITH TOPICS. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW.

p.s. I feel like trolling lion_lamb with my new-found love for Taylor Lautner. Except it wouldn't be trolling since it's true. Every post on this comm just reminds me how insanely retarded the fandom has become. And how everyone is sucking RPattz/KStew's respective dicks.

SPOILER:

Poltergay is the best ghost movie I have ever had the pleasure to witness.

I went to the mall yesterday.

I saw a lot of Twilight merchandise. The sheer amount of made me - a Twilight fan - want to sit down and cry for the youth of today. I have never seen so much concentrated ugly since I went to that tattoo fair in Maine.

You know how Hot Topic stores are usually pretty small? Imagine 1/4 of that store is full of Twilight shit. I was in FYE with 6-foot-tall photoshop monsters staring down at my hairline. Barnes & Noble had at least three tables of "Scary Books for Halloween".

Translation = "a bunch of shitty vampire novels that might appeal to the Twilight fangroup".

Suncoast's entire front window was a cascading waterfall of merchandise!fail that included Twilight umbrellas, fleece blankets, door hangers, buttons, cardboard cutouts, hoodies, t-shirts, puzzles, jewelry, and pillow cases.

I can't even go to the grocery store without seeing the New Moon Movie Companion and New Moon créme-filled chocolates.

I WANT TO CURL UP AND SLEEP UNTIL IT GOES AWAY FOREVER.

I think I bruised my rib when I ran into a corner of my kitchen counter a few days ago. Every time I breathe in, it hurts. I am not pleased.

I also just bought this, this, and this. I'm excited for them to get here! Especially that ruffle dress. I fell in love with it at first sight.

Uh. Lots of wank-replies on my f-list. Do not want.

Also watching Point Break. I love you, Keanu, but I never wanted to see your pubic hair. Thanks, though. (Hot Fuzz is the only reason I wanted to watch this in the first place.)

UGH BASICALLY I'M DOING ANYTHING TO AVOID MY POETRY EXPLICATION PAPER WHICH IS DUE TOMORROW FML.

edit; LOL THIS SCENE IN NEW MOON. Oh my god, I just imagined the worst elevator music ever playing and maybe Felix in the back going, "So... have you come to Italy before?"

So, the RP anon meme led to some awesome things.

I chilled a long time with Dean-mun (wow, I should really figure out who plays him u_u) and they offered him up to be nom nom nommed by Edward, which I think will be ~so awesome. I just need to figure out a situation where he loses his humanity again, though I'm going to try to keep it so he doesn't attack people, like... every night. He'd never shelf off that self-hatred, ugh. It would kind of lose its importance if it was something I forced him into doing several times.

Then I got crit in the form of someone not liking that I use Gaspard Ulliel as a PB instead of RPattz, which I LOL'd at. But they hadn't read the books and had only seen the movie so I can see why that is. I'd like someone who doesn't look retarded 90% of the time this time around, tyvm.

UH. That was it. Actually, some of the suggestions in the dinner thread were cool, like making all the patients go to a set up banquet so then they wouldn't have that dinner time to set up for nightshift. It'd be a neat way to just change the system slightly to unnerve the patients again.

BOO I WANT TO PLAY ROXAS. 8(

I am so excited for tonight's RP anon meme. Thank god I don't work today.

Say hello to Ted and Henry, and their pet rats.

They're my brand new, 17.5 ounce snake. Completely edible snake. :')

DURR HURR NEW LAYOUT.

AND PROFILE.

chaoticchicken

I wish my life had stuff happen in it that I could report on, whoops.

The How's My Driving? Meme

Nothing else to report, really.